Grumpy Old Milk, Author at Smik's Stuff

Dracula

"Drac" The band's set keyboardist and songwriter is none other than Vlad "Drac" Dracula. Resurrected as a vegetarian by The Doctor by substituting tomato ketchup for blood. Formerly dead, and…

Grumpy Old Milk February 22, 2022

Adventure One CYOA Mega Frankenstein

It is the story of an all-monster rock band, travelling the globe, solving mysteries and rather than running from the monster-of-the-week, this crew is more likely to kill said monster, with Dr. Frankenstein resurrecting said creature into a friendly version to join the band crew.

Grumpy Old Milk February 22, 2022

Monsters of Smikverse

#44 Cerebral Chaoworm

The cerebral chaoworm is a sentient brain-eating parasite. Lately they have taken to be part of the Chaos Zone's line of defence against corporate interests.

Grumpy Old Milk February 16, 2022

Monsters of Smikverse

#43 Ogrise

Characterized by their unique eye configuration (one large eye with a much smaller eye on either side), fur-bearing bodies and two-toed feet, and violence seems to be the only way they reproduce. This suggests their mind-boggling stupidity is actually an evolutionary measure to propagate the species.

Grumpy Old Milk February 8, 2022