The ogrise of the Chaos Zone include three families, orgramen (plains-dwelling ogrise), ogripalus (bog-dwelling ogrise) and ogralapis (rock-dwelling ogrise). While physical characteristics vary depending on the environs they call home, all ogrise are characterized by their unique eye configuration (one large eye with a much smaller eye on either side), fur-bearing bodies and two-toed feet.
Ogrise are technically sentient much in the same way a certain minority of the human population is technically sentient: capable of mastering languages, complex tasks, and tool use but then turning around with pants-on-head utter nonense like protesting vaccinations during a pandemic. The key difference of course is that even the dimmest ogrise wouldn’t protest a vaccinations during a pandemic.
They might attempt to murder a cartoon character or a multinational corporation with nothing more than a spiked club, but they’re not quite that stupid.
Ogrise also have extreme regenerative abilities such that when one suffers what is normally a fatal wound — such as being cut in half, exploded, or pulped — any large enough pieces will regenerate into a new ogrise. The new ogrise may suffer significant memory loss but are otherwise perfectly healthy adults. Additional research has determined that dismemberment is actually the primary way of reproduction as ogrise lack any sexual organs of note. Unlike other creatures from the planes of Chaos, ogrise do not “bud”; violence seems to be the only way they reproduce which suggests that their leaps in logic and other bouts of mind-boggling stupidity is actually an evolutionary measure to propagate the species.
Type: Chaos
Strong Vs:
- Gloom
- Horror
Weak Vs:
- Anger
- Chaos
You have summoned UNCLE BEASTLY from the Chaos Zone! Uncle Beastly is here to murder Mickey Mouse. When you explain that Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character, Uncle Beastly decides that the next best thing is to murder Disney. You explain that Disney is a huge national corporation and ending it would require not only killing the board of directors but probably most of its shareholders and even then it would only result in Mickey entering the public domain and thus effectively gaining immortality since anyone could reproduce him.
At a bit of a loss, Uncle Beastly has been just sitting around, beating the tar out of plushies. Eventually he discovers success as a streamer due to his muppet-like voice.
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