Pokorbs are sentient orb-like creatures with large mouths and deep, black eyes from the World of Stupidity. They have an external diameter of 120 cm on average and an internal diameter of about 2 m and the less one thinks about that the better.
Possessing a sort of telekinetic ability with a range of approximately a meter, pokorbs are able to float off the ground without any known means of support, as well as manipulate objects within this telekinetic range. Given that they’re from the World of Stupidity, the laws of physics as we understand it generally don’t apply to them.
Not much is known about how they reproduce as they seem to lack any sort of known primary or secondary sexual characteristics, although they do seem to have tertiary signals. Due to the fact that they are significantly larger on the inside despite being a physical improbability, dissection to determine the existence of primary/secondary sexual identifiers has ended in failure and counciling.
Pokorbs spend most of their lives eating and evading the various goblin species of the World of Stupidity which consider them a delicacy and aphrodisiac.
Type: Stupid
Strong Vs:
- Stupid
- Horror
Weak Vs:
- Chaos
- Gloom
Original SA Post:
You have summoned MZVORHON from the World of Stupidity! They have a simple mission: to consume all the sausages, hot dogs, bananas, tacos, clams, oysters and melon balls they can! They have come here to avoid goblins who consider them a delicacy and aphrodisiac.
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