A rare creature deep within the Dimension of Horniness is the Shifting Lussadow. This elusive monster has never been captured by any major corporation and has only been seen in response to summoning rite or extremely specific personal ad. Attempts to capture the shifting lussadow via said specific personal ad go extremely poorly and most corporate attempts to subdue it have ended primarily because no insurer will cover it.
The Shifting Lussadow does not seem to have a stable physical form, nor does it ever fully leave the deepest regions of the Dimension of Horniness. Instead, it seems to open a select number of dark portals where parts of it may emerge to copulate with whatever creature awaits it. Despite its sinister presence the Shifting Lussadow is 100% committed to consensual encounters and is only attracted by extremely aroused individuals.
Encounters tend to leave individuals drenched in a mixture of personal and alien fluids, most of which are re-collected through a drainage portal. Clearly these fluids are important to the lussadow but to what extent has never been discovered as it is not interested in long conversations or pillow talk.
It is extremely vulnerable to the comical powers of stupidity and the draining effects of gloom, both of which tend to make it lose its ardor which is apparently the only thing it fears, causing it to recoil and retreat back to the dark depths from which it originates.
Type: Horny
Strong (25%) vs:
- Cute
- Chaos
Weak vs (+200%):
- Gloom
- Stupid
SA Post:
So this creature is so horny we don’t have a name from it, nor does it ever show itself in polite company. Your bathroom has had a drainage grate installed and has a number of dark, ominous portals scattered across the walls and ceiling. If you’re ready, just step inside, shut the door, and pray to whatever powers you hold dear. Good luck.
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