Dubranornies exist in the section of the Realm of Anger that borders on the Dimension of Horniness and as such has become a sort of rage/horny hybrid creature.
While they appear to have two heads, each ‘head’ appears to be more functional in terms of being an eye stock and feeding appendage with a central brain located in the chest above the heart, protected by mammary glands and ribs. The heads do have a semblance of a brain, but more in the way that an octopus has distributed intelligence across its limbs.
Being both aggressive and horny, eventually most people who encounter a dubranorny will also at least see their genitalia which consists of a combination penis/vagina with no visible testes. Dubranorny have extremely low fertility rates which may explain their sexual aggression.
Despite the reputation of the Realm of Anger to only produce stupid, violent creatures, the most commonly encountered drubranornies operate with a strict code of consent and most are no worse than say, Johnny Bravo.
Dubranornies are notable for their ability to rapidly regenerate damage to any part of their body aside from the organs contained in their rib cage. Blows to their “heads” are not only ineffective in terms of combat but also is considered foreplay.
Interestingly, “having a headache” is still a viable excuse for declining sexual intercourse but awkwardly also roughly translates to having an STD.
Dubranornies are both extremely territorial but also quite gregarious as long as you will at least agree to date them. Clans tend to be formed of dubranornies who have similar sexual tastes.
Type: Angry/Horny
Strong Vs:
- Chaos to the point of near immunity
Weak Vs:
- Stupid
- Gloom
- Horror
Notable Resistances:
- Not vulnerable to Cute (normal for Angry types)
SA Post: FUURRAGGE from the Realm of Anger!
“WE BRING PAIN, RAVAGING LUST, BEER, CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS!!!”
Fuurragge is tentacled creature who lusts for three-ways between the angriest humans imaginable! They are terrible company, invite random strangers to your home and keep you up a night!!
Worse, every time you get mad at them for ruining your sleep and social life they try to seduce you!
Streaming their activities to various special interest websites pays extremely well though.
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