#22 Puxxipo - a derpy looking pixie with hippo teeth and hands instead of feet

#22 Puxxipo

The World of Stupidity isn’t completely stupid despite the name, but rather works on its own, often inconsistent physics and is home of creatures who often act in baffling ways that seem foolish to those outside the world (and just as frequently to those inside the world).

So much of the time one shouldn’t assume a creature from the World of Stupidity is stupid or foolish.

Then we have the puxxipo which just mucks the whole thing up.

Puxxipo are small humanoids about 90 cm tall with insect wings, bulbous eyes that never look the same way, a pair of short protruding tusks and hands in place of feet.

Their diet appears to be whatever they can put into their mouths that is vaguely edible at best, and reproduction remains a mystery as puxxipo are either unable or unwilling to speak about either parents or childhood. It is speculated that like some creatures from the Chaos Zone the puxxipo reproduces via budding, effectively cloning itself.

Puxxipo seem to focus on a single individual to follow around and annoy for years at a time. The purpose of the irritation seems to vary from subject to subject, and making life more difficult for their target is the fact that puxxipo are extremely difficult to harm meaningfully as well as being rather difficult to irritate themselves.

For example, puxxipo may decide that they will simply inhibit a target, but rather than do something practical like theft, direct attack or impact sleep, they might just drop large teeth on them, one at a time.

Despite how irritating they are, pxxipo are not malicious; they lack the intelligence required.

Type: Stupid

Strong vs:

  • Stupid
  • Horror

Weak vs:

  • Chaos
  • Gloom

Original SA Post: You forgot to set the Power Word and have summoned NONNY NO FEET from the World of Stupidity …

… and they have no intention of serving you but rather to prevent you from ever rising to power. It’s probably a good thing you summoned from the World of Stupidity since it means their chosen method of weakening you is to drop extremely large teeth on you. Since even the largest creatures have relatively small teeth, Nonny is mostly just a source of irritation and the only good news is that when Nonny is dropping teeth on you, you’re doing something that will benefit you.

Like most creatures from the World of Stupidity, Nonny is extremely resilient to normal means of harm and difficult to dispel.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3982062&pagenumber=3

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