The kamkat is a small creature averaging 75-120 cm tall (around 3 ft) but with incredible strength for their size.
Like most creatures from the World of Stupidity, kamkats aren’t so much stupid as they have adapted to an extremely stupid world.
Kamkat society has for the most part taken over the duties of controlling the borders of the World of Stupidity. It is their people who handle dealing with summons but also regulating any official visits to their world. As such, they are staunch enemies of most corporations who have taken to poaching creatures such as the gizzies.
In the last kampoll held within the World of Stupidity, 63% of kamkats held a negative opinion of the Door of Horror, with 34% being actively hostile. Violent confrontation is likely between a kamkat and any creature from the Door of Horror, and given that Stupid-type monsters have a distinct advantage over Horror, most horror monsters avoid kamkats except when they have a home turf advantage.
Kamkat weaponry is usually hammer-shaped, suiting their extraordinary strength. Common types of weapons include comically over-sized mallets, shanks of meat, large fish, and bricks-on-a-stick.
Most kamkats have some sort of ocular aberration but it doesn’t appear to impact their vision.
Type: Stupid
Strong vs:
- Stupid
- Horror
Weak vs:
- Chaos
- Gloom
Original SA Post: You have summoned HAMI from the World of Stupidity!
She is here to smite the evil cats from the door of horror with her 2-handed holy ham-shank! You cannot convince her that there are no evil horror cats here so she is determined to wait around for them. In the meantime while she’s only about 90cm tall she apparently is strong enough to push a small car. Also she’s a cat.
Good luck.
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