Comical (and sometimes not so comical) Monsters of the Smikverse based on the elements of the Internet: Angry, Chaos, Cute, Horny, Horror, Sad, & Stupid.
Empamoms consume confidence and ego, converting them into gold and precious minerals which they use to increase the size of their shell. Corporations generally avoid them due to the risk they pose.
No matter how comfortable their suites, no matter how good the vintage is of their personal baths, gildies are miserable creatures who make life as difficult as they can for anyone working around them.
Gixxxies are the "evolved" form of a gizzie from the World of Stupidity. Like their original form, they only stand about 15-20 cm tall (half a foot on average) and…