{"id":314,"date":"2022-01-12T03:55:19","date_gmt":"2022-01-12T03:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/?p=314"},"modified":"2022-01-12T03:55:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-12T03:55:21","slug":"26-silipix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/index.php\/smonsters\/26-silipix\/2022\/01\/12\/","title":{"rendered":"#26 Silipix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silipix are a kind of pixie-like creature from the Plane of Cuteness, being humanoid with two pairs of wings, a tail and deer-like ears.  They share several traits with creatures from the World of Stupidity in that they are difficult to kill and have extremely flexible, elastic bodies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silipix take advantages of their small size and durability &#8212; heights rarely exceed 30 cm &#8212; to share homes with larger creatures, regardless if said larger creature wants them there or not.  In the Plane of Cuteness, violence is uncommon so most larger creatures just deal with the unwanted guests although most silipix make efforts to provide some sort of utility to their hosts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Uncommonly within the Plane of Cuteness, silipix only reproduce through sexual intercourse (as opposed to the more common method similar to pollination in flowers).  Due to the abnormal sex drives of the silipix (at least in comparison to other creatures from the Plane of Cuteness) it has been theorized that the silipix are the result of cross-planar hybridization between a <a href=\"https:\/\/smik.ca\/index.php\/smonsters\/gizzie\/2021\/11\/09\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">gizzie <\/a>and a creature from the Dimension of Horniness.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Type:  Cute\/Horny<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Strong Vs:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Anger<\/li><li>Chaos<\/li><li>Cute<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Weak Vs:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Horny<\/li><li>Stupid<\/li><li>Horror<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Original SA Post<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>From the\u00a0<strong>Plane of Cuteness you have summoned CIXPIST<\/strong>! Cixpist is actually just a sex tourist who has taken advantage of your summon to seduce easy humans and also likes to cosplay like a denizen of the Dimension of Horniness. She&#8217;s only 30 cm tall. She refuses to elaborate the how or risks involved given the obvious size differences until you agree to participate.<\/p><p>Note: Sex tourism is illegal in most places of the Plane of Cuteness and cosplaying as someone from the Dimension of Horniness is considered mildly racist.<\/p><cite>https:\/\/forums.somethingawful.com\/showthread.php?threadid=3982062&amp;pagenumber=3#post518583717<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A type of pixie from the Plane of Cuteness that may be the result of a cross between a gizzie and a creature from the Dimension of Horniness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":88,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[74,32,9,6,73,7],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-smonsters","tag-cixpist","tag-cute","tag-horny","tag-monster","tag-silipix","tag-smonster"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - 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