{"id":250,"date":"2021-11-27T00:17:24","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T00:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/?p=250"},"modified":"2021-11-27T00:18:59","modified_gmt":"2021-11-27T00:18:59","slug":"7-sulapis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/index.php\/smonsters\/7-sulapis\/2021\/11\/27\/","title":{"rendered":"#7 Sulapis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sulapis from the Dimension of Horniness is a fairly bog-standard horny devil creature and thus are one of the least interesting creatures within the Dimension of Horniness.  While many other creatures from this dimension try to broaden their horizons and get a little more metaphysical with their rampant horniness, the sulapis just grinds forwards like a soulless worker ant, focusing on endlessly hot sex with people until their brains liquify.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only notable elements about a sulapis is in their digestive system.  Unlike what one might expect, the mouth is not used as a first stage refinement of nutrients and the nasal passages do not connect with the throat in any way.  The replication of a human digestive system is purely for cosmetic purposes; sulapis drain off cranial essence through their ungloved digits after inserting them into the ear or nasal canals of their prey.  This process eventually causes the prey&#8217;s brain to liquify but most will never stop copulation before death occurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suffice to say, sulapis have formed symbiotic relationships with corporations, providing worker motivation in exchange for their cranial essence and brain fluids.  Death by sulapis has replaced most retirement plans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Type:  Horny<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Strong Vs:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Cute<\/li><li>Chaos<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Weak Vs.:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Stupid<\/li><li>Gloom<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">SA Post:  I almost want to apologize for this one because you&#8217;ve summoned the rather generic&nbsp;<strong>ONIHORI from the Dimension of Horniness<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>and she&#8217;s just here to fuck until she has completed her eldritch tome of horny knowledge. The sex is great but eventually your brains will liquify because she needs that horny knowledge. 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