{"id":201,"date":"2021-11-12T19:44:49","date_gmt":"2021-11-12T19:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/?p=201"},"modified":"2021-11-12T19:45:14","modified_gmt":"2021-11-12T19:45:14","slug":"4-hadesperde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smik.ca\/index.php\/smonsters\/4-hadesperde\/2021\/11\/12\/","title":{"rendered":"#4  Hadesperde"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The hadesperde may look like a fierce beast but there creatures from the Realm of Anger are more victims of bad publicity than any actual malice.  Standing at 3m tall (about 10 feet) they have the ability to transform humanoids into cute, goat-like creatures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Given that most creatures within the Realm of Anger are weak against cute monsters, while hadesperdes themselves are nothing really special they are usually flanked by a small herd of cute goatlings that can easily defeat many of the beasts of Anger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While they have a maw full of teeth, hadesperdes are vegan.  They just need a mouth like a chainsaw in order to eat the fierce flora of the Realm of Anger.  They save the tender shoots and leaves for their goatlings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Type:  Angry<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Strong Vs:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Horny<\/li><li>Chaos<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Weak Vs:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Cute<\/li><li>Horror<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">SA Post:  You have summoned&nbsp;<strong>GRARVVAGHST&nbsp;<\/strong>from the Realm of Anger! <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>It is here to give humanity the chance to become ADORABLE GOATLINGS, the chance it never had growing up! 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